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Bestselling author and television host Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey s premier water parks, and perhaps the world s least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether he s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it s not). Clinton delves into all these topics–and many more–in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.